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		<title>The Objective Observer</title>
		<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/</link>
		<description>Some of it is serious, some of it tongue-in-cheek, no I'm not telling you which is which.</description>
		<language>en-us</language>
		<copyright>Copyright 2008, The Objective Observer</copyright>
		<managingEditor>theobjectiveobserver@theobjectiveobserver.com (The Objective Observer)</managingEditor>
		<category>Abortion</category>
		<category>Black Interest</category>
		<category>Diet and Health</category>
		<category>Environment</category>
		<category>Gay and Lesbian Interest</category>
		<category>General Ranting</category>
		<category>Geopolitics</category>
		<category>Global Reengineering</category>
		<category>Government</category>
		<category>Medical</category>
		<category>Religion</category>
		<category>Proof of God</category>
		<category>Science</category>
		<category>Space</category>
		<category>Sports</category>
		<category>Technology</category>
		<lastBuildDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:00:00 GMT</lastBuildDate>
		<ttl>60</ttl>
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			<title>Freedom from Intelligence</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/technology04.shtml</link>
			<description>The Real Meaning of "Free Software"</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Good Riddance Bob Barker</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/animal01.shtml</link>
			<description>How can PETA be a fan of Bob Barker?</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Of Meerkats and Men</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/gay08.shtml</link>
			<description>The real cause of homosexuality revealed</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Penguin Suicide Bombers</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/technology03.shtml</link>
			<description>Is Open Source Terrorism?</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 8 Mar 2008 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Why Vegetarians Are Still Stupid</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/diet02.shtml</link>
			<description>Revisiting the intelligence of vegetarians</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Flying Spaghetti Monster Theory</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/science08.shtml</link>
			<description>A new unified, and correct, theory of everything</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 7 Sep 2006 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Earth to Hollywood!</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/environment03.shtml</link>
			<description>You ARE a joke and you are going to talk yourselves right out of a job.</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2005 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A Cure for the Flu</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/environment02.shtml</link>
			<description>Death to all birds</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Maureen Dowd is a Sexist Pig</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/rants03.shtml</link>
			<description>Is Maureen Dowd a Nazi or just a sexist pig?</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The End of An Era</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/black06.shtml</link>
			<description>Is the age of racial discrimination in the American court system finally over?</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Everything Bad Is Still Bad for You</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/rants02.shtml</link>
			<description>Is popular culture making authors dumber?</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Collected Arguments for God</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/god13.shtml</link>
			<description>Enough already, chew on this.</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Creationists vs. Atheists</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/god12.shtml</link>
			<description>Is true objectivity possible when discussing God?</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Beating a Not-So-Dead God...Err, Horse</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/god11.shtml</link>
			<description>Apparently, size DOES matter...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Confessing My Sins</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/god10.shtml</link>
			<description>Guess what, I have ACTUALLY studied and understand thermodynamics...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Scientific Theory of God</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/god09.shtml</link>
			<description>A new take on "Maxwell's Demon"...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Rebirth of Environmentalism</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/environment01.shtml</link>
			<description>Were the authors of "The Death of Environmentalism" smoking crack or just incredibly dull?</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Is This The Web That We Created?</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/technology02.shtml</link>
			<description>What have the idealists unleashed upon us now?</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Revelations</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/god08.shtml</link>
			<description>The end is nowhere near...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Maurice Clarett Revisited</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/sports05.shtml</link>
			<description>Kidney stones suck.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Skipping To The End</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/god07.shtml</link>
			<description>Is God simply life "super-evolved" into the perfect being?</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Whole NHL Fiasco</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/sports04.shtml</link>
			<description>It's hard to really care about the "problems" of millionaires and billionaires. Cry me a river.</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Maurice Clarett</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/sports03.shtml</link>
			<description>Sigh.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Why They Hate Us</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/geopolitics01.shtml</link>
			<description>Everything you need to know about geopolitics can be learned from video games.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Da Vinci Code</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/rants01.shtml</link>
			<description>Does Dan Brown know what a plot is?</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Why Pi?</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/science07.shtml</link>
			<description>Is life perfection?</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 1 Feb 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The FINAL Proof of God</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/science06.shtml</link>
			<description>Well, OK, maybe not the FINAL final proof...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Greek Creation "Myth"</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/science05.shtml</link>
			<description>All hail the discoverer of Pi!!</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Zodiac</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/science04.shtml</link>
			<description>Ancient DNA computer?</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Science of God</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/science03.shtml</link>
			<description>Science has finally discovered "god"...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ozymandias Strikes Yet Again</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/science02.shtml</link>
			<description>Nice job science, it only took you 3,000 to reinvent the wheel...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2005 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Best Damn Fans in the Land</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/sports02.shtml</link>
			<description>When you win the national championship, act like you've done it before.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2004 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Aftermath</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/sports01.shtml</link>
			<description>What major sports feat is not without its fair share of controversy?</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Of Queers and Men</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/gay01.shtml</link>
			<description>Do you really want to be ruled by Crab People?</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Trouble with Jews</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/religion01.shtml</link>
			<description>Quit whining and take some responsibility for your unjust actions.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Case for Colonizing Mars</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/space01.shtml</link>
			<description>Get off the rock or we're all dead...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>All About Grape-Nuts</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/technology01.shtml</link>
			<description>Of maltose, manna, Matthew Broderick and malfeasance toward animals</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Why Vegetarians Are Stupid</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/diet01.shtml</link>
			<description>Are vegetarians in the early evolutionary stages of devolving their intelligence?</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Gay Superheroes</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/gay02.shtml</link>
			<description>Are homosexuals mutants; no, seriously?</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Gay Travel</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/gay03.shtml</link>
			<description>The business of homosexuality...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Homosexuals and Housing</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/gay04.shtml</link>
			<description>Is true objectivity possible in the homosexuality debate?</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I Don't Care That You're Gay</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/gay05.shtml</link>
			<description>So can we stop with the gay pride parades already?</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Science of Gay</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/gay06.shtml</link>
			<description>Is this the extinction of gay?</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Kracka!</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/black01.shtml</link>
			<description>OK, enough with this whole "cracker" business already.</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Racism and Free Speech</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/black02.shtml</link>
			<description>So what, exactly, is wrong with racism?</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Reparations</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/black03.shtml</link>
			<description>What is the fair price of reparations?</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Abortion and Murder</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/abortion01.shtml</link>
			<description>Abortion is killing, not murder.</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Problem of Black Education</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/black04.shtml</link>
			<description>What is the REAL source of average lower standardized test scores?</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A Debunking of HIPAA</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/medical01.shtml</link>
			<description>The amount of savings, if any, are a drop in the bucket.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Who Wants to Live Forever?</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/science01.shtml</link>
			<description>The lives and the lives nots?</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Gays - A Final Word</title>
			<link>http://www.theobjectiveobserver.com/articles/gay07.shtml</link>
			<description>When I'm right, I'm right...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2003 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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