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Proof of God

The Greek Creation "Myth"

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January 28th, 2005

OK, since I am already way out on a limb here, why not go all the way, right? In this essay, I am going to do nothing less than “solve” the “mystery” of the universe and give physicists their single, unifying mathematical “proof” or equation. Don’t believe me? Read on.

So, our theory is that we can find the answer to life, DNA, god, etc. by studying Greek technology and writings. We seem to find some indication that the Greeks had a handle on all this DNA stuff. The next most obvious thing for us to look at is the Greek’s creation myth. Can this aid us in some way in our analysis?

So the creation myth goes a little something like this:

Out of the chaos came Erebus, the primeval darkness; Nox, the deepest night and Eros, the unbridled reproductive urge (3). Erebus and Nox (apparently with the help of Eros!!) gave birth to Love (1). And now there were four (4). Love (1) birthed Light and Day which created Gaea (Earth) and Uranus (Heaven) and thus there were five (5).

Do you see it? (3), (1), (4), (1), (5). It’s the formula for Pi!!!!!! The creation “myth” is the formula for Pi, 3.1459265 blah blah blah. It’s taken a beating over the years and I may not have the EXACT interpretation correct. It could be that Light, Day Gaea and Uranus are supposed to be the four. But who cares about the little tiny details here? Again, I am not going to be oblivious to the obvious.

Thus, what we have is that the Greek creation myth is the formula for Pi. Stay with me here, please. Pi is an unsolvable equation, it is predictable to a certain degree but there is always a level of uncertainty. So what we have is that the creation myth is the story of creation because it is the story of DNA, which is life. And the mathematical equation for life is known as Pi. Hence, Pi is “god”. Hence, we are all on a journey, literally trying to solve the unsolvable equation. And, in fact, it is a GOOD thing that it is unsolvable because otherwise we wouldn’t exist. The whole reason we exist is because Pi is not solvable!!

Does that make any sense to anyone other than me? There’s your “DaVinci code”, the code hidden in the Bible. You’re damn right it was “hidden” in the Bible. It was hidden because the Bible was based on the Greek creation myth (which is essentially the same as every other creation myth). It was “hidden” because if it was general knowledge, then the entire power structure that “men” created would not be possible. It is the knowledge of Pi that was hoarded by some men in order to gain power over others.

So, physicists, the center of your onion can be expressed with one, simple, elegant and quite beautiful equation. Pi. Pi is your unifying equation for physics. Does that win me a noble prize or something? The “discoverer” of Pi! It’s been right in freaking front of you guys all this time. Right there in Einstein’s General Theory of Relatively as well as every other important mathematical proof ever “discovered”.

So, DNA, life, god, Pi, Love, it’s all the same. Different terms for the same damn thing. Case closed! We can all forget about trying to solve “the meaning of life”. Life has its own meaning, its own equation and it can’t be solved. And all this religion and science and all of the other crap in this world is the result of our puny and weak attempts to “solve” the unsolvable equation, which; by definition, we can’t. Duh!

So here’s what happened people. Somehow we used to know what life was all about, Pi. But then, somewhere along the line this knowledge was forgotten. Actually, that is not quite right, and I will explain in a future essay where I REALLY believe that this knowledge came from. And, just so you know, I doubt that it involves aliens. Not saying that it might not but I don’t think that is the case. But, regardless of where this technology or KNOWLEDGE came from, at some point “men” usurped power over other “men” by hoarding this knowledge from others and telling them that THEY and only they held the answer to this equation. But they were LYING, it’s an unsolvable equation. Some men formed religion and said, “This is the answer, just have faith and everything will be fine. Oh, and please give me all your money because I know better than you because I have the answer to life.” Others, rightly, rebelled against this load of crap and founded “science” in order to solve this unsolvable equation. But this was equally crap. And between the two of them, this gave rise to all manner of businesses and government and the entire power structure that hoards knowledge from one person instead of sharing ALL knowledge.

And guess what? It’s all a load of crap. There IS no solution to the unsolvable equation. We are all in this crazy ass experiment called life together and neither religion nor science has the answer. But, there is hope. There IS a certain degree of predictability. So if your definition of “god” is “an orderly universe”. Well, there you go. Yes, the universe is orderly and things are predictable within the measure allowed by free will. Go home, hug your family and live your life. Love.


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